I am sure you would look lovely in any colour Jess. And pumpkins are so nice and always look tasty.

If you were a pumpkin It would not matter what I did you would still look amazing.

Doh!!!!!! 

Well you’d know if you’d been Tango’d PMSL

Are you saying Jess looks like the Tango man   I think you need your eyes testing

Not at all matey There again If she ran up and slapped me I think I’d like it

Promises promises!!!!

Be careful what you wish for